Joe had always been a helpful neighbor and so the lady next door asked him if he could drive her little son to the hospital. Actually, Joe had other plans but he did not know how to say no. So he sat the little boy onto the cat seat, fastened his seat belt, and started off on the 50-mile trip to the hospital.
As they were driving along, the little boy slowly turned to Joe and asked, “Are you God?”
Startled, Joe said, “No.”
The boy continued, “I heard my mommy asking for some way to get me to a doctor. If you are not God, do you work for him?”
Joe replied, “I guess so – sometimes. And now that you ask, I will be doing it a lot more.”